I'm drive I can fine osifer
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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