I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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