would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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