waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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