I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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