I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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