"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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