i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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