I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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