You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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