Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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