Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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