I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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