Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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