God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
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She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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