We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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