is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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