Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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