too bad you live with your parents still
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You have to summon your inner elephant
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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