found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize
