Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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