The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.