Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today