I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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