Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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