you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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