i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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