# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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