covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He? As in you personified your dick?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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