i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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