Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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