Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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