Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
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Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
He has the fingertips of a God
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