Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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