I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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