Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
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I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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