Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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