So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Randomize
