her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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