fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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