Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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