he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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