i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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