Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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