sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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