yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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