So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
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I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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