I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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