Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
