Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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