Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
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