Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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