I wanna bring you to show and tell
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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