I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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