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say what?
wanna hang out?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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