My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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