I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
is it fun? or sober?
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