What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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